Two of my friends and I went to Las Vegas last week for a little girls weekend. I may be the only thirty something women who has never been but I feel much more educated as a result of this trip. I never knew what the big lure was...but I get it now and here are just a few things of what I learned:
- It is a male cheater's paradise. We went to a few clubs only to see many groups of married men getting bottle service and attracting the young ladies with their money and alcohol.
- A or B cups don't cut it in Vegas. If you don't have a C cup or more, you are a novice Vegas player.
- The pool scene looks like it is out of a scene from a 80's spring break movie.
- Never have I felt more brunette and flat in my life...fake blondes and fake boobs everywhere.
- It may be the number one C list celeb spot ever. Our sightings include: Diet Diva (for those of you who watch cable access channels in NY, you know who this is); Carrot Top (perhaps the scariest human being I have ever seen); and this year's Project Runway midget I mean winner Christian Siriano.
- Vegas is to a white trash family as the Hamptons are to an UES New Yorker.
- This is not a spot for a family vacation and the folks that bring their kids to Vegas are really setting them up to be low life sleezes.
I learned much much more but you know the saying, What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas.
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